The Congregation
Join the Flock
The Church of Chiches Christ extends an open invitation to all seekers of truth, beauty, and sacred appreciation. The doors are open. The pews are waiting.
The Membership Covenant
What It Means to Belong
Membership in the Church of Chiches Christ is not a transaction. It is a covenant — a solemn declaration of faith, reverence, and devotion to the sacred truths upon which this congregation was founded. Those who join do not merely add their name to a register. They add their soul to a community of believers stretching across the globe, united by a single, magnificent truth.
The Certificate of Ordination
Upon joining, each member receives a Certificate of Ordination — a formal document attesting to their standing in the Church, suitable for framing and displaying in a place of honor.
Access to the Sacred Texts
Members gain full access to the complete canon of scripture, including the restricted volumes of the Apocrypha of Pectoris, not available to the general public.
Congregation Correspondence
Members receive the Church's quarterly newsletter, The Pectoral Gazette, containing doctrinal updates, theological commentary, and announcements of upcoming ceremonies.
Voting Rights in the Holy Synod
Senior members in good standing are eligible to participate in the Holy Synod — the Church's governing body — and to vote on matters of doctrine, governance, and the appointment of clergy.
Present Yourself
The Rite of Enrollment
Complete the sacred enrollment form below. A member of the clergy will review your application and respond within three to five business days.
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